Hello, and welcome to the most fun you'll have this side of sanity.... It's the X-files Drinking Game!

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  What You'll Need:
  * A Collection of X-file Episodes

• * Drink of your choice

• * A bunch of friends
  How to play:
  Get a group of friends together, and turn on the X-files.
  For every incident listed below that happens, take either 1,2,3,4 or 5 drinks.......
  The winner is the last one who has to go to the toilet.
  **Drinks can be any amount set at the beginning of the game!

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  One Drink
  1. Every time Scully is seen examining the internal organs of some corpse.
  2. Every time Mulder or Scully calls each other on the cell phone and the first thing the other says is "Where are you?"
  3. Every time a flashlight that is so bright it must require a car battery is used in a totally dark room.
  4. If Mulder mentions something could be paranormal and another character thinks he's joking.
  5. If Mulder just happens to know some obscure case reference or fact that just happened to be similar to the case that they are working on, or notices a minute detail that will have direct impact on the case later. (Take three if Scully says it)
  6. Anytime anyone goes into a dark and scary place and it is obvious that they should NOT be there.
  7. Anytime Scully calls a connection between two things "Purely circumstantial" when the connection is so obvious it would have to hit her in the face and start to wiggle to be any more obvious.
  8. Anytime when Mulder and Scully split up and Scully goes somewhere the paranormal event ISN'T, so that she misses the whole thing and doesn't believe Mulder when he tells her about it.
  9. Whenever Mulder makes a joke or pun.
  10. Whenever the time, date, or location appears at the bottom of the screen.
  11. Whenever Scully expresses an entire idea by just saying "Mulder?"
  12. If Mulder or Scully listen to their answering machines.
  13. If the current X-File is related to a 50-year-old X-File that only Mulder knows still exists.
  14. If Scully makes a crack about her or Mulder not having a life (take three sips if Mulder admits to not having one)
  15. Anytime Mulder makes a suggestive comment.
  16. Anytime someone says "The truth is out there" or "Trust no one"
  17. Anytime Scully says to Mulder: "Are you trying to tell me..." or "Are you telling me…"
  
  
  
  Two Drinks
  1. Whenever the Cigarette Smoking Man is smoking around a visible non-smoking sign.
  2. Every time a mysterious character shows up at the end of an episode to keep Mulder from the truth.
  3. Every time someone knows about Mulder's sister, but won't tell him about it.
  4. If a computer or other piece of electronics is used to "bring out" or enhance an image of something Mulder or Scully has found.
  5. If you see the number 11:21 or 10:13.
  6. Every time a reference is made to Mulder's obsession with porn.
  7. Whenever Mulder is called "Fox"
  8. Every time CSM lights a cigarette.
  9. Every time Mulder mentions his sister's abduction.
  10. Whenever Mulder is seen with sunflower seeds.
  11. Whenever Mulder leaves Scully to get attacked and then he saves her life.
  12. Every time Mulder or Scully introduce themselves.
  13. Every time you see a Canadian license plate take 2 if you're not Canadian, take three if you're Canadian, if it's your plate, drink everything you can find!
  14. If Scully gets knocked unconscious.
  15. Every time Scully tells Mulder to get some sleep (Take four if he actually sleeps)
  16. Every time Scully goes into an insanely dark room and calls out "Mulder!?"
  17. Every time Mulder of Scully touch each other in anyway.
  18. Whenever an X-File leads Mulder and Scully to an alien, monster, mutant, ghost, or person with supernatural powers.
  19. When Scully or Mulder flash their badges.
  20. If somebody dies.
  21. Whenever Mulder or Scully come into contact with a previously unknown virus, parasite, or odd life-form that almost kills them.
  22. Whenever Scully or Mulder leave a message on the other's answering machine.
  23. Anytime one of Scully's family makes an appearance.
  24. Whenever Mulder or Scully are wounded.
  25. Each time Mulder works out the mystery in the first two minutes of the show, but he stills goes and investigates it so Scully will be satisfied, but in the end when he's proven himself, she still doesn't believe.
  
  
  
  Three Drinks
  1. Whenever Mulder is called "Spooky Mulder"
  2. Every time Mulder is contacted by a confidential source.
  3. If Mulder is seen actually looking at porn.
  4. If Mulder or Scully gets in a fight, loses gun, and wins fight without the other's help.
  5. Every time CSM wants Mulder killed
  6. If Skinner is seen anywhere outside FBI headquarters.
  7. Every time Scully smokes a cigarette or Mulder drinks alcohol.
  8. Every time Mulder or Scully go into a dangerous situation and take a nameless agent or officer who is just gonna get killed.
  9. Every time Mulder gets to play bad cop.
  10. Every time Mulder or Scully shoots a gun. (Four if they hit someone, five if they kill someone!)
  11. Every time Ratboy kills someone.
  12. Whenever Skinner and Mulder argue with each other.
  13. Every time a metal object is found in a suspected alien abductee.
  14. If you see any of the Lone Gunmen.
  15. Every time you see an alien or UFO.
  16. If Mulder beats somebody up.
  17. Every time you see the abduction of Mulder's sister.
  18. If Scully isn't in the episode at all.
  19. If the Well Manicured man shows up.
  20. Whenever someone is revealed to be a clone.
  21. If someone has a flashback.
  
  
  
  Four Drinks
  1. If they ever drive a car other than a Ford Taurus.
  2. Whenever someone gets sick during an autopsy.
  3. If Mulder or Scully is seen wearing anything other than a business suit. (5 if it's underwear)
  4. Anytime Scully is seen driving a car.
  
  
  
  Five Drinks
  1. The truth about CSM's connection to Mrs. Mulder is revealed.
  2. CSM stops smoking.
  3. The credits say something other than "The Truth is Out There"
  4. If Scully believes that something is paranormal and Mulder doesn't.
  5. Any time Mulder of Scully have a date or any other romantic encounter.

  
  
  DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF WHATEVER IF
  Mulder and Scully finally get together and kiss *properly, not just a peck*
  But I’m sure you’ll be too busy celebrating to bother with a bottle of Coke!
  

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